Friday 28 February 2014

" God Created Children as Punishment to Adam & Eve "

                                   

                                                     ( Me at my Place 1/3/2014 )

There is a bucket load of advice here cleverly composed by a very experienced battle worn parent and/or grand parent!!

Mike Howe.
GOD CREATED CHILDREN
(AND IN THE PROCESS, GRANDCHILDREN!)

To those of us who have children in our lives,
whether they are our own, grandchildren,
nieces, nephews, or students...
here is something to make you chuckle.

Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.

After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.

And the first thing he said was 'DON'T! '

'Don't what ?' Adam replied.

'Don't eat the forbidden fruit.' God said.

'Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit! '

' No Way ! '
'Yes way! '
'Do NOT eat the fruit! ' said God.

'Why? '

'Because I am your Father and I said so! ' God replied, wondering
why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants.

A few minutes later, God saw His children
having an apple break and He was ticked !
'Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? ' God asked.

'Uh huh,' Adam replied.

'Then why did you? ' said the Father.

'I don't know,' said Eve.
'She started it! ' Adam said.

'Did not! '
'Did too! '
'DID NOT! '

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.

If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom
and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.

If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think
it would be a piece of cake for you ?

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!
1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.

3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.

4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat
word for word what you shouldn't have said.

5. The main purpose of holding children's parties
is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
ADVICE FOR THE DAY:

Be nice to your kids..
They will choose your nursing home one day!

AND FINALLY:


IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE,
DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:


'TAKE TWO ASPIRIN' AND 'KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN'!!!!!



Monday 24 February 2014

Well Revheads what do you reckon ?? enough grunt for you??





                                       ( Me at my place )

Well Revheads what do you reckon??? enough grunt for you?? 

Mike Howe.




No Sir Officer, we've only been fishing...
Looks like a fishing boat to me ..
2,000 HP Outboard Inflatable ...
Here's the latest drug runner toy from Europe ...
This thing belts across the English channel 3 times per week and was just a blur
on the radar of the British Coast Guard.
They were so astonished by the speed of the unknown craft, they brought in a
special high speed helicopter to chase it. Drugs were found on board. Of course,
you'd have to be on drugs to put the throttle down on this thing
Yamaha Vx250 outboard engines list price.....$23,000.00 EACH!!
$23,000.00 X 8 = $184,000.00 just for the motors !!!
Yikes!

Monday 17 February 2014

" ?? Is this part of your plan Senator Richard Di Natale ?? "

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                                                  (Me at my place )

Mike's Comments - 16/2/2014.

Subject: " ? Is this part of your plan Senator Richard Di Natale ?? "

People further to my mikes comments dated (3) days ago on the 13/2/2014 where the subject was " Australia - From a visiting Americans view " and where amongst other matters I mentioned the fact that the Victorian Senator Richard Di Natale has proposed - supported by his other greenie parliamentary colleagues !! - the " Removal of the traditional parliamentary Lords Prayer to be replaced by some nondescript! one size fits all!! don't lets upset the sensibilities of the minorities and bugger the majority that did not vote for Senator Richard Di Natale anyway!!

Then replace it with a " Meaningless minute of Silent Reflection where to all intents and purposes the pollie at the time could be contemplating what they were going to have for morning tea as they had missed out on breakfast?? who would know???

Well I have received another thought provoking email which if the what I refer to as the " Check out Chatter " and the " Grey Army Net Work "
is true - and I have no reason to believe it not being so!! if fact also reading   & listening to the media especially on the internet - other than the biased ABC ofcourse - there would be millions of good Aussie citizens that would resonate with the contents of it virtually completely!! and the subject matter is " Racist Me ? " - (scroll down ).

Some (30) odd years ago I had the need to visit an international freight forwarder that happened to operate from their offices in the then TNT Towers in Redfern.

To get to the office I had to first park my vehicle around the corner in a parking lot and walk around to the office block.

On the way I had to pass what was then ? the local Redfern Aboriginal Radio Station where outside on the foot path stood a large group of Aboriginal blokes chatting and as I passed - purposely not looking their way just minding my own business - I was challenged and asked what I was doing there?

I fortunately was able to keep my cool and briefly explained why ! however seemingly that was not good enough I was met by a tirade of abuse from 2- 3 of them and told not to come back as I was not welcome where upon one of them spat at me where I was able to avoid most of it but some landed on the bottom of my trouser leg and shoe which I was able to wipe off with the help of the people I was visiting.

On the way back I was escorted to my car by (4) burly TNT Security guards much to the jeering and abuse from the Aboriginals that were still there and I gather this is what used to happen on a daily bases when the TNT office staff would leave work at the end of the day they would gather at the down stairs front door and would be escorted in groups to the Redfern railway station because of the constant threats and abuse from the Aboriginals.

When I got back to my office I phoned the Redfern Police station and complained to an Inspector there who was very understanding and apologised that they were not there to assist me because it is a regular occurrence and even if they do arrest some of them they only get a slap on the wrist and walk
out of court laughing at us!! needless to say I never went back to that area again! and that was during the middle of the day and the police Inspector stated it was even worse at night - a real no go zone!!

However I have to ask myself if myself and the TNT staff were a group of Aboriginals being abused and spat on by an abusive mob of white blokes on a regular - if not a daily basis - the media - especially the ABC!! would have a field day keeping their news rooms constantly busy!!

Last year we had an incident involving the Aboriginal AFL footballer and now the Australian of the Year Adam Goodes who quite rightly was very offended by being called an " Ape " during a Sydney Swans game.

However the culprit was not some hard nose skin head racist it was a very impressionable (13) year old girl that was of an age where she is still under the legal guardianship of adults one way or the other and as such for something like this I doubt any court in the land would find her legally culpable?? 

Yet she was hauled away by the police and I am led to believe from the media interviewed for a couple of hours?? plus attacked! pilloried! condemned! denigrated by the media for days after the poor kid!! with headlines such
as " Racism is alive and well in Australia "??? and that's all she was a kid! child! call her what you will???

Offensive! hurtful! ofcourse but - murder,robbery,physical assault etc; it was not!! and I have to ask myself ? if the roles were reversed and this girl was an Aboriginal kid abusing a white player and the police took the same action followed by the mass media appalling actions then I have no doubt we would have demonstrations in the streets and would be attacked by Senator Hanson- Young and be informed we are breaking some United Nations Convention on indigenous rights??

I wonder if the young girl was born in Aussie that she would be able to claim being " Indigenous "and thereby claim protection under the convention??? however I would have to be very naive to believe that as a white Anglo-Saxon girl it would attract such political and/or media attention??

Have you noticed people that the media - especially sports commentators - refer to sports people as say - UK born, American born,New Zealand born etc; even though they are naturalised Aussies who emigrated as babies/small children and as such only recognise this country as their place of birth!! 

So when does one become an Aussie or do they always remain an outsider and part of Senator Richard Di Natale and his greenie mates multicultural mob and have special sensibilities??

Maybe Senator Richard Di Natale being only a first generation Aussie with Italian immigrant parents and as such considers his loyalty is first and foremost to the migrant/multicultural mob and Aussie tradition and the West Minister system of government which has served the majority of Aussie
citizens for 100's of years is of little value?? as compared to what Senator Di Natale??

That basket case the Italian political system?? no wonder your parents emigrated to good old Aussie!!

Have you noticed people how the media - and again the ABC is a stand out in this regard!! - refer to prominent people as being gay if in fact they are?? but never mention to my knowledge that a person is " Oh and by the way he/she is confirmed as heterosexual " surely that comes under the heading of discrimination?? there must be some United Nations Convention covering that
? what do you reckon Senator Hanson-Young??

This attachment " Racist Me " not only applies to the UK because you can see something similar nightly/daily in the media - especially on the internet - around the world and in my view it has started to take hold in a big way by our population size and if we the majority being the white//Europeans/Christian part of the Aussie nation and the bulk of the tax payers one way or the other
and keep this great country of ours hopefully viable - because without us these minorities would be in deep trouble!! no welfare funds for a start!! remain proud of our achievements and stand tall then in the matter of a few decades we and are future generations will become 2nd if not 3rd class
citizens in our own country??

So speak up people because in my view this removing the " Lords Prayer " is only the thin end of the wedge by Senator Richard Di Natale and his greenie mob - helped along by the ABC greenie/lefties !!!!

By the way people have you notice how often the Labor/Greenies and anyone else who is anti the Abbott mob is interviewed without a response from government ???

However if your happy or to apathetic to care " Oh she'll will be right mate " then you deserve all you get so don't whinge!!

Mike Howe - Scroll Down.

The original colour of the font was not the same as mine as it is!!

It is just that my laptop adopted it when I copied/paste for some reason best known to it??

A VERY THOUGHT PROVOKING EMAIL



QUESTION:
1. HAVE WE LEFT IT TO LATE IN THIS COUNTRY ??
2. IS THE ATTITUDE OF GIVING EVERYONE A FAIR GO ABOUT TO
TURN AROUND AND BITE US ON THE BUM??

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----- Original Message -----
This is a thought provoking passage written by an Englishman about the
current situation in HIS homeland.
Racist - me?
I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is.
There are British Africans, British Chinese, British Asian, British Turks,
etc. And then there are just British.
You know what I mean, plain English people that were born here. You can
include the Welsh, the Scottish, and the people who live off our shores of
Great Britain on tiny islands. Yes, we are all true Brits.
The others that live here say the following:
You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me 'White
boy', 'Cracker', 'Honkey', 'Whitey', 'Caveman', 'White trash', 'White c--t'.
And that's OK.
But when I call you, Nigger, Spade, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Paki, Camel
Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink, you call me a racist.
You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you. So why are the
ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the Muslim Council of Great Britain.
You have Black History Month.
You have swimming pools for Asian women.
You have Islamic banks for Muslims only.
You have year of the Dragon Day for Chinese people.
If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.
If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.
If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR lives, we'd be
racists.
A white woman could not be in the Miss Black Britain or Miss Asia, but any
colour can be in the Miss UK.
If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships. You
know we'd be racists.
There are over 200 openly proclaimed Muslim only schools in England. Yet if
there were 'White schools only', that would be a racist school!
In the Bradford riots and Toxteth riots, you believed that you were
standing-up for your race and rights. If we stood-up for our race and
rights, you would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow, and orange, and you're not afraid
to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
We fly our flag, we are racists. If we celebrate St George's Day we are
racists.
You can fly your flag and it's called diversity. You celebrate your
cultures and it's called multiculturalism.
You rob us, carjack us, and rape our daughters. But, when a white police
officer arrests a black gang member or beats up an Asian drug dealer running
from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.
I am proud. But you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites can be racists??
There is nothing improper about this email. Let's see which of you are
proud enough to send it on.
I sadly don't think many will. That's why we have LOST most of OUR RIGHTS
in this country. We won't stand up for ourselves!
BEING PROUD TO BE WHITE! It's not a crime, YET. But getting very close!
It is estimated that ONLY 5% of those reaching this point in this email,
will pass it on.
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