Sunday, 10 May 2015

" Sound Advice for Australians "

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Subject: " Sound Advice for Australians "
 

(Me at my place)
I am coming out loud and proud and declaring the following:
1. I am an Aussie white bloke of European descent!
2. I am heterosexual!
3. Although non religious I tend to believe in the so-called Christian values/belief!
Sir Mike's Comments 10/05/2015.
Subject: " Sound Advice for Australians "
 

Joe Hockey - Aussie Treasurer.
 

Tony Abbott - Aussie PM.
 
People we have our current Treasure and the Abbott mob about to release a lot more of
our hard earned scarce Tax Payers funds reminiscent of the big spending
Howard & Costello mob - you know people the greatest Treasurer in history according
to some who reduced spending on the vital nations infrastructure to the fill the coffers
of the Australian Governments Future Fund just in case the economy goes very
pear shaped - which you don't have to Einstein to realise that is just where we are going
- where at least the pollies like Costello and his family and loved ones plus the bureaucrats
that helped - if not in many cases caused the national financial strife that we average Aussie
plebbs find ourselves in currently and into the distant future will be greatly unaffected!!!
 

Johnny Howard - Ex Aussie PM.
 

Peter Costello - Ex Aussie World Famous Treasurer ????.
 
Hooray for them!!!.
 
At almost 75 years old and having followed politics for some 50 years I know from 
experience that when pollies at all the (3) levels of this over governed country of ours
inform us - the all ready over burdened Tax Payers - and that includes the revenue
from direct taxation and the likes of the GST, fees, rates and charges - that they are
about to adjust the financial and economically status of whatever of the (3) levels
they represent and there will be winners and losers?? absolute rubbish!!! in the
short and long term we plebbs across the board end up loses hence the across the
board at all (3) levels and the continuous deficits and the massive interest charges
alone that amount to what was millions now billions making the financial financiers
both here and overseas even richer - greedy bastards!!
 
Yes we get both local, state and federal pollies state that they are running surplus
budgets?? well people I suggest you look very closely as I have over the years at their
very clever accounting systems where they include unrealistic revenue streams and
under estimate expenditure especially capital works which are not anticipated to
commence for years to come where ofcourse as the pollies have a limited political
shelf life of only some 3 - 4 years many of them like Peter Costello our world famous
Treasurer will be long gone and sitting on the side lines trying to drive the political
financial agenda as a " No responsibility! accountability! Duty of Care! " commentator
and pointing that " Preverbal " finger else where " What me Sir?? not me Sir!! ".
 

The " Perverbial " finger - not me you!!


Teflon Bill Shorten The Federal Labor Opposition leader and Alleged Rapist.
 

Chris Bowen - The Aussie Opposition Shadow Treasurer.

 
Then ofcourse people we will have the good old Union Rabble-Rouser Teflon
Bill Shorten and Labor Opposition Leader and his media grabbing " One Liners "
and his offsider the pollie that can talk under water with a mouth full of marbles
inside his mouth " Whistling Dixie " the illustrious Chris Bowen the Opposition
Shadow Treasurer.

Julie Gillard - Ex Aussie PM.

 
You must remember this bloke Chris Bowen?? he was the Immigration Minister
in the last Labor Gillard Government who opened our nations borders to some
50,000 illegal boat arrivals who are still here enjoying the pleasure of the Aussie
over burdened Tax Payer to the tune of billions of dollars and no doubt contribute
in a substantial way to our Federal Governments - and thereby the Aussie Tax
Payers - 100's of billions of future national deficits!!

 
Yet this pollie has the audacity and effrontery - along with his boss Teflon Bill
Shorten who was also a Minister in the Gillard Government and who collectively
presided over the Aussie Nations greatest national deficits to the tune of billions
which future generations may never pay off?? and who suffered one of? if not
the greatest ?? Federal Labor Party defeats in the history of the Labor Party at
the last Federal Elections in September 2013!- to advise the current Abbott mob
on what to do in the interest of the Aussie population and our national financial
situation??.
 
Mind you from what I have seen so far from the Abbott mob I unfortunately do
not hold out much hope for us anyway with or without Teflon Bill Shortens
and his side kick Chris Bowen interference
 
So solution??
 
1. Don't trust any of the pollies and therefore question all they do and say and
keep doing it until you are satisfied that you understand them and if you believe
they are up to their usual bullshit say so both verbally but more so in writing!
 
2 Beware of career/professional pollies and question how in such a cut and thrust
world of politics they have survived ? a) Are they just loyal party hacks in safe
party seats ? b) Fence and achieve nothing sitters and always agrees with the
last person they spoke too and/or communicated with??
 
Ok people I have not long received the following which although I realise is some
what extreme I firmly believe that the poor old average Aussie Taxpaying plebb
who must feel like they are at the pointed end of an upside down pyramid with
the weight of carrying the financial debacle being served up to them continually
by the pollies/bureaucrats across the board would generally believe the following
attachment is very apt and I believe sums up our and many other countries problems!!
and that is we are being governed by in the majority of cases by a bunch of financial
amateur geniuses and if your happy with that then don’t whinge when you and yours
continue to get less from our political/financial system as compared to the effort and
your hard earned income that you are having to put into it - killing incentive!!
- scroll down.
 
Sir Mike Howe - but you can call me Mike.
 

Peter Costello – The Ex Aussies World Famous/Best?? Treasurer and his greatest
achievement!! pollies come under the “ Australian Public Service ” and superimpose
the words “ Aussie Taxpayers ” for the words “ Australian Government deposits ”.
 

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopaedia
The Australian Government Future Fund is an independently managed sovereign wealth fund into which the Australian Government deposits funds to meet the government's future liabilities for the payment of superannuation to retired civil servants of the Australian Public Service. The fund's investment decisions are made at arm's length from the executive.[citation needed]
 
“ Sound Advice for Australians ”
Sometime this year we taxpayers may again receive another ‘Economic Stimulus ’ payment.
This indeed is a very exciting program, and I’ll explain it by explain it by using a Q & A format:
Q. What is an ‘ Economic Stimulus ’ payment?
A. It is money that the Federal Government will send to the Tax Payers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From the Taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen of it.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you use the money to purchase a high definition TV set thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn’t that stipulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up!
 
Below is how to best help stimulate the Australian economy
by spending your stimulus cheque wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at K-Mart, Big W,Target, or the host of $2 shops we have the money will go to China, Vietnam or Sri Lanka.
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India, Taiwan, or China...
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to China, India, Peru.....
* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.
* If you pay your credit card off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in Australia by:
1) Spend it at garage sales,or
2) Going to the footy games,or
3) Spend it on prostitutes, or
4) Aussie Beer. &5) Tattoos.
 
These are just about the only Australian Businesses still operated in OZ!
 
Conclusion:
 
Go to a footy game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a garage sale and drink Aussie beer all day!
 
No need to thank me, I’m just glad I could be of help.